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It's a load of w#nk if you ask me


(Won't stop me trying to find one on eBay though)

But does it do the cooking, cleaning and ironing? The one I have does!

1. 2. 3.......................I'm dead.

Rum howvmuch would that cost in sterling?

Be a damn site more reliable than the wife......

errr battery,s or mains

stretchie_ wrote:It's a load of w#nk if you ask me


(Won't stop me trying to find one on eBay though)

did you find one? let me know

Sorry for the delayed response... I've been, erm, BUSY.

I MIGHT have found one

You'd trust yourselves with something made in China?

SteveCat wrote:You'd trust yourselves with something made in China?

I wonder how you clean it out after each 'use'? Wouldn't want that job!

ellie wrote:

SteveCat wrote:You'd trust yourselves with something made in China?

I wonder how you clean it out after each 'use'? Wouldn't want that job!

Hose it down!!!!!

What a bunch of tossers.
Is this a new hand-free device from Apple? The iWa*k.

Roll The Bones wrote:What a bunch of tossers.
Is this a new hand-free device from Apple? The iWa*k.

Is there some kind of harness available?

My legs go out from under me, so my 'deposit' would end up everywhere except where it should.

Is there some kind of harness available?

My legs go out from under me, so my 'deposit' would end up everywhere except where it should.

Hahaha! Sick!!!

Wooster wrote:Is there some kind of harness available?

My legs go out from under me, so my 'deposit' would end up everywhere except where it should.

You might be singing a different tune, looks like it might "hold" on quite tightly!

Give it a year, they'll do a horizontal model, then in two years mark 3 will be incorporated into a doll.

I'm waiting for mark 4, which will still be incorporated in to a doll but they'll add a microwave and a beer engine to it and women will be obsolete

stretchie_ wrote:Give it a year, they'll do a horizontal model, then in two years mark 3 will be incorporated into a doll.

I'm waiting for mark 4, which will still be incorporated in to a doll but they'll add a microwave and a beer engine to it and women will be obsolete

Mark 4 may dispense Hot Dogs from somewhere?

YZFJohn wrote:

stretchie_ wrote:Give it a year, they'll do a horizontal model, then in two years mark 3 will be incorporated into a doll.

I'm waiting for mark 4, which will still be incorporated in to a doll but they'll add a microwave and a beer engine to it and women will be obsolete

Mark 4 may dispense Hot Dogs from somewhere?

NOOOOOO, that's the artificial insemination one